• What was here is still here, but you must find it. For now and maybe ever, vertox-ang-Zy-ety is home.
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• Otherwise, if you've found Jesus, that's fine, but if you want Jesus and a shot a smelling roses prior to geriatric olfactory malfunction, you'd better consult a mere mortal whose acquired and shared knowledge might just get you there (but trust no one except you in regards to $$$ -- caveat emptor).
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• Otherwise if you didn't know that Jesus actually said, "love your neighbor as yourself," and that he labeled it as a greatest commandment, and if you haven't considered its meaning, then go ahead and vote for the no-longer fiscally conservative Republicans. They'd be more than happy to take your money and kill a few non-believers for you.
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• Otherwise, if you have to pull a self-Kevorkian, I've got your last hope.