April 9, 1981 (text is verbatim)

The Spear Fisherman

One time there was a boy who never caught a fish. He tried and tried and he never caught a fish. He never even caught seaweed. But he never gave up. When he got to age ten he thought he shouldn't use worms anymore, so he used lures. His dad told him to use a spear, but he didnt want to. His dad said when you get older you should try a spear. He thought he'd try when he got to age 17. Actually he didn't. He bought one and put it together and he caught a 30 pound salmon. He brought it home and had a celabrating cermony. And besides that he got a dollar and five cents. And he told his dad about his spear that he bought it and put it together and caught a 30 pound salmon. And the price for the spear was only five dollars but it would have been 10 dollars but it was on sale. When Sal grew up he started to skin-dive. When Sal's father died he remembered about his spear and about the salmon. So Sal started to spearfish when he skin dived. He caught many fish for the poor, and thanks to his father he got the name The Spear Fisherman. The End.

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