Painkiller is a misappropriated moniker. Euphoriaproducer is much more accurate. Makes me think of my 7th grade health class: I remember learning about drugs (say no), their types, their streetnames, their effects. I vowed never to do any of them regardless that the knowledge of them was very secretly appealing. I especially vowed never to do quaaludes, thinking it was a terrible, and therefore very bad for you name. So, now that I've lived through the age-of-innocence and the age-of-experimentation and the age-of-gain-twenty-pounds-&-blow-all-my-money-on-cars-women-&-stereos-from-a-corporate-job-via-college-graduationentation (currently stuck in the age-of-cynicism), I want to try one of these quaalude things. I'm far from a puritan, yet through all those ages, I've never seen one. Are they pink or are they white? Do they produce sedation or cornholiation? I'd put them on my wish list, but I think Amazon.com is still working on the drug delivery thing.

While waiting for life that sucks to die, why not listen to my favorite unsigned bands: TQ's Garage Band Playlist.