If you are wealthy enough and are plugged into the Capitalism machine (e.g. you own a mini-satellite dish, subscribe to service, and actually make time to watch the programming), check out the BBC America. If you are an aspiring alcoholic, you'll feel right at home. Seemingly, every other commercial is for hard-liquor and liqueur (listen: can you hear the liquor-marketers orgasmic screams? "Hey, people are noticing our products!"). And, not to leave you hungover with a headache, the station also runs spots for a hangover cure (a product called Chaser). What better motive do we need for legalization? I'm sure commercials for coke and dope would be piss-snot funny.

While waiting for life that sucks to die, why not listen to my favorite unsigned bands: TQ's Garage Band Playlist.