y'all can't all be wrong: Listing

List, to tilt to one side in a state of equilibrium. I love that word. What happens when your brain lists? Do you travel through life with an elephant man head -- wishing to succumb to cuckoo cuckoo, but never getting to escape the retard corporate hash? Ah, 2004, what does it bring? A great, growing, pulsating, and thirsting body of knowledge (BOK!). And jeez, look at the intellectuals with their sticky forks and high-powered cerebral vacuum machines. They're going to examine that BOK and make it bigger. You and I will just grow another year older, succumbing to the ever-expanding list of cable choices... Oh, there's justice, but it doesn't feel good. You'll find that no good feeling on a very clever recursive wheel, one that proves that the biggest boon to intellectualism is not to be intellectual at all... God forbid I start 2004 out on a complaint... Sans the preceding words, the simple pleasure of returning from my vacation and having my cats lick my bare, showered feet -- that's all I've ever intended to say.

Comments

Erm...glad you're back...? Hope you...had a good vacation...?

I never know what the fuck to say when you go off like this. You make me feel thick. Why do I keep coming back here, just to be made to feel inferior? I don't even have cats. Happy new year.

I think I need to start wearing a crash helmet when I read you.

Posted by: picklejuice @ January 2, 2004 09:31 AM

Was this a go-off? I like the crash helmet idea. Warning, do not enter without crash helmet -- that sort of thing. Inferior? No way. I've had one real blog post in the last three weeks and then I pop over to your site and it's serious proliferation with a lot of good stuff. I feel inferior... But, alas, my car didn't start either in this new year, so maybe it was a go-off, just like your go-off... Hey, I made you a necklace, did you not get the email about it?

Posted by: TQ @ January 2, 2004 10:26 AM

Necklace? No, I haven't heard anything about it - aren't you just the snookums!!

You were probably flagged for the "tqed" thing - I have the spam filter set to delete email with nonsense words like they do at the end of spam.

And, no, it's not a go-off. You're good for me; you keep my dumb-ass humble.

Posted by: picklejuice @ January 5, 2004 12:58 PM