When you are down and (obligatorily) out, imagine this: think of yourself playing a world wide game of Indian Poker, but everywhere you go, people have the two-of-clubs pasted to their foreheads. That's some guided imagery that has to make you smile...

Hey, if the ship is going down, let's all climb aboard to make it fun for everyone -- holey boats for all!

While waiting for life that sucks to die, why not listen to my favorite unsigned bands: TQ's Garage Band Playlist.