You know how flight attendants tell you that your seat cushion can be used as a personal floatation device?

Well, I tested that out the other day, and when I picked up the seat in an attempt to wear it as a life-jacket, I found a note attached to the bottom that said, "dude, you're screwed."

While waiting for life that sucks to die, why not listen to my favorite unsigned bands: TQ's Garage Band Playlist.