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[2004 April 15 @ 05:02 PM]

Count the number of cars behind you (using your rear-view mirror) that go through the intersection that you just went through on the slightly unsafe side of yellow:

1 = "I've had a bad day and I want to get home and drink a beer."
2 = "My wife is having a baby."
3 = "My Mercedes/BMW/SUV-driving ass owns the world, now get the fuck out of my way."
4 = "Dude, give me another hit."

Note, behind-my-ass mirror is much easier to pronounce than rear-view. Can we change it?

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I love this! I do this all the time (count cars, not run red lights).

But nothing beats the day that the cabbie got out of his car to yell at me for not running the light.

Posted by: Kelli @ April 20, 2004 11:45 AM



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