They've got different color skin, they don't worship the same God as we do, they dress funny, speak funnier, and they probably write backwards (I bet, at heart, they are pro-choice too). Fucking Iraqistan. All them damn 'Stan countries, they all suck. And it's OK to shove a hose up somebody's ass if they are a POW from a Stan, but you shock jock fuck, don't try to make your lewd jokes about hoses and asses 'cause I'll slap the FCC on you faster than you can say Geneva Convention. Eh, Gooks, Reds, Fags, and Stans, what's this world coming to? Manifest Destiny didn't stop at the surrender of Crazy Horse. Manifest Destiny stops at the United Continents of White People (sans Africa which we can use to ship Gooks, Reds, Fags, and Stans so they can get deadly jungle diseases -- which was 'caused by their sin anyway).

While waiting for life that sucks to die, why not listen to my favorite unsigned bands: TQ's Garage Band Playlist.