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[2004 May 10 @ 11:34 AM]

Lucky I Didn't Die (A Short Story From A Hypoarachniac)

Yesterday, while working on my house's network cables, my nose started to itch (inside of it). After ten minutes of rubbing it without success of reducing the irritation, I finally got some toilet paper (bachelor Kleenex) to blow the thing. Upon blowing it, a little black speck was left on the tissue -- a black speck with eight legs that moved ever so slowly. Yucky.

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Well, at least you didn't have to swallow a bird to catch the spider.

That has to be some consolation.

Posted by: Jen @ May 10, 2004 12:00 PM

Forgot about her. Such a remarkable similarity to my story. Since when do goats catch dogs?

Posted by: TQ @ May 10, 2004 12:44 PM

It hasn't always been that way, but No goats, No glory. http://www.rhymes.org.uk/there_was_an_old_lady.htm

Posted by: jill @ May 17, 2004 05:24 PM

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Writing about what I want to write about instead of just writing about it:

While waiting for life that sucks to die, why not listen to my favorite unsigned bands: TQ's Garage Band Playlist.

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