The exceptionally potent delusional forces of the ego are best manifested in its ability to turn personal flatulence into a pleasant experience and turn fragrant defecation into amazement. Then, without the hesitation of guilt, the ego can immediately deny what it found so fond. When the cock crowed twice on Peter, it wasn't because he was dissing the Jesus, it was because he just let one rip and someone busted him taking a good sniff of it.

While waiting for life that sucks to die, why not listen to my favorite unsigned bands: TQ's Garage Band Playlist.