But with pocket change heading down the path of 8-track tapes, the passenger pigeon, and (soon-to-be) the Bush dynasty (there's no way in hell the twins are beating Chelsea once they all turn 35), I think progressive cities should enact legislation to provide credit card swipers for pan handlers. The city could tax each transaction and then nobody would be cut out of the loop.

While waiting for life that sucks to die, why not listen to my favorite unsigned bands: TQ's Garage Band Playlist.