A Republican is someone who believes in less government -- except when he/she wants to know what its citizens are up to, then Big Brother can be as big as he wants to be.

A Republican is someone who believes in controlled spending and less taxes -- except when it comes to spending on defense and eliminating taxes on poor people. God, one thing is so clear to me, you can build a million tanks and a million hummers but their production is not going to prevent terrorism. Of course, nukes would work. Let's stick the budget back into them and clean the global slate.

A Republican is someone who believes in prayer in school and God on currency. Of course it damn well better be his God and not your God, unless your God comes in 3.

A Republican is someone who believes that the federal government should have less power and local government should have more power -- except when the local government allows something that the Republicans don't like -- say like fag marriages.

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