{
    var a = "mailto";
    var b = ":";
    var c = "tq+ycabw";
    var d = "@";
    var e = "b3rg";
    var f = ".";
    var g = "com";
    var h = "?";
    var i = "subject";
    var j = "=";
    var k = "*** this ain't spam (ycabw mail) ***";

    var emailAddress = c + d + e + f + g;
    var emailWithoutSubject = a + b + c + d + e + f + g + h + i + j;

    function absurdity(subject) {
        var mailTo = emailWithoutSubject;

        if(undefined == subject || null == subject) {
            mailTo += k;
        }
        else {
            mailTo += subject;
        }

        var m0 = "If your browser has a mail handler, ";
        var m1 = "click OK to launch it.\n";
        var m2 = "Otherwise, copy the provided ";
        var m3 = "email address and then click cancel.";

        var value = prompt(m0 + m1 + m2 + m3, emailAddress);
        if(value) {
            parent.location.href = mailTo;
        }
    }

    function openTrackback(c) {
        window.open(c, 'trackback', 'width=480,height=480,scrollbars=yes,status=yes');
    }
}